You all need to read this, it just might mess you up. Be warned!

joel w · 09-03-2006, 08:16 PM

IMPORTANT POINT 3: Right-Talking is a Team Sport

Talk about everything as if you are discussing a team sport with only two teams. A person is either for or against your team. If they are against your team, they must be for the other team. If you are able to slander the other team, then your team is automatically elevated to the winning position. This, it is important to remember, is the basis of the two party system. This is why Ralph Nader was not included in the presidential debates. If voters have three (or more) voices to contend with, then they will actually have to consider the issues. Much better to simply have people root for your team than to actually weigh options or shift loyalties from game to game depending on how well your team plays.

For right-talkers, the term “liberal” needs to be a condemnation of character. To be “liberal” is to be morally-decrepit, atheistic, evil, pro-terrorist, sissy. Now, you may be asking yourself, But how can I use the term “liberal” as a slur if it’s definition is clearly positive?

Again, this is the beauty of right talking. Almost no one bothers to open dictionaries to find out what words actually mean, and even if they did, you could simply claim that the Oxford English Dictionary is propaganda designed to promote the pro-terrorist agenda of liberals.

IMPORTANT POINT 4: Don’t let facts get in your way. Most people don’t know the facts anyway, and very few people will actually take the time to look the facts up. Those that do can be dismissed as Godless liberals.

For example:

Fact: Bush and his administration inherited a 900 billion dollar surplus when they took office in 2000. As of February 2005, there was a 427 billion dollar deficit.

Right-talking: The administration’s hard work is helping to reduce the deficit.

Note: The fact that the deficit was created while the Bush administration was in power can be safely ignored.

Fact: The national debt when Bush and his administration took office in 2000 was $5,674,178,209,886 and declining. As of March 13, 2005 it was $7,758,005,018,719 (a 36.7% increase) and increasing.

Right-talking: The administration’s hard work is helping to curtail the rising debt.

Note: The fact that the debt is a direct byproduct of the Administration’s policies can be safely ignored. When in doubt, you can also blame the terrorists, and whenever possible, mention 9/11 (hardly anyone remembers that it was primarily Saudis that attacked us anyway).

Other Facts You Can Safely Ignore:

Fact: The poverty rate in America was 11.8% in 2000 and increased every year that the Bush administration has been in office, rising to 12.5% in 2003.

Fact: Unemployment rose from 4% when the Bush administration took office to 5.4% by February 2005.

Fact: The price of oil was $35 when the Bush administration took office, by August 2005 it had risen to $66 dollars a barrel.

Fact: The trade deficit when the Bush administration took office in 2000 was $370 billion; by 2004 the deficit was over $672 billion and rising.

Fact: Prior to the Bush administration’s plan to invade Iraq, there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Iraq had been directly responsible for the deaths of no Americans, no Iraqis were involved in 9/11 (or any other attack on America) and Iraq had no strategic relationship with al Quaeda.

Fact: Since the Bush administration started putting an end to terrorism, terrorist attacks in the world have increased from 175 in 2003 to 655 in 2004 (and rising).

All of these facts can (and should) be avoided if you are to begin talking right. If someone brings them up, call them un-American, claim they are ignoring all the positive accomplishments of the Bush administration (don’t worry, you won’t be asked for any facts), claim they are pandering to the liberal agenda and/or giving comfort to the terrorists.

Remember, right-talking is a team sport. You’re team can be #1 even if they lose every game. What is important is that you fill the stadium with screaming fans.

Coming soon…Right Logic

(I am outa here... Later guys)

My friends can PM me for more info here or any questions they have. I will be happy to offer any help, even supra help.

09-03-2006, 08:16 PM	#3
joel w Lexus & 550's Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In the shadows Posts: 506	IMPORTANT POINT 3: Right-Talking is a Team Sport Talk about everything as if you are discussing a team sport with only two teams. A person is either for or against your team. If they are against your team, they must be for the other team. If you are able to slander the other team, then your team is automatically elevated to the winning position. This, it is important to remember, is the basis of the two party system. This is why Ralph Nader was not included in the presidential debates. If voters have three (or more) voices to contend with, then they will actually have to consider the issues. Much better to simply have people root for your team than to actually weigh options or shift loyalties from game to game depending on how well your team plays. For right-talkers, the term “liberal” needs to be a condemnation of character. To be “liberal” is to be morally-decrepit, atheistic, evil, pro-terrorist, sissy. Now, you may be asking yourself, But how can I use the term “liberal” as a slur if it’s definition is clearly positive? Again, this is the beauty of right talking. Almost no one bothers to open dictionaries to find out what words actually mean, and even if they did, you could simply claim that the Oxford English Dictionary is propaganda designed to promote the pro-terrorist agenda of liberals. IMPORTANT POINT 4: Don’t let facts get in your way. Most people don’t know the facts anyway, and very few people will actually take the time to look the facts up. Those that do can be dismissed as Godless liberals. For example: Fact: Bush and his administration inherited a 900 billion dollar surplus when they took office in 2000. As of February 2005, there was a 427 billion dollar deficit. Right-talking: The administration’s hard work is helping to reduce the deficit. Note: The fact that the deficit was created while the Bush administration was in power can be safely ignored. Fact: The national debt when Bush and his administration took office in 2000 was $5,674,178,209,886 and declining. As of March 13, 2005 it was $7,758,005,018,719 (a 36.7% increase) and increasing. Right-talking: The administration’s hard work is helping to curtail the rising debt. Note: The fact that the debt is a direct byproduct of the Administration’s policies can be safely ignored. When in doubt, you can also blame the terrorists, and whenever possible, mention 9/11 (hardly anyone remembers that it was primarily Saudis that attacked us anyway). Other Facts You Can Safely Ignore: Fact: The poverty rate in America was 11.8% in 2000 and increased every year that the Bush administration has been in office, rising to 12.5% in 2003. Fact: Unemployment rose from 4% when the Bush administration took office to 5.4% by February 2005. Fact: The price of oil was $35 when the Bush administration took office, by August 2005 it had risen to $66 dollars a barrel. Fact: The trade deficit when the Bush administration took office in 2000 was $370 billion; by 2004 the deficit was over $672 billion and rising. Fact: Prior to the Bush administration’s plan to invade Iraq, there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Iraq had been directly responsible for the deaths of no Americans, no Iraqis were involved in 9/11 (or any other attack on America) and Iraq had no strategic relationship with al Quaeda. Fact: Since the Bush administration started putting an end to terrorism, terrorist attacks in the world have increased from 175 in 2003 to 655 in 2004 (and rising). All of these facts can (and should) be avoided if you are to begin talking right. If someone brings them up, call them un-American, claim they are ignoring all the positive accomplishments of the Bush administration (don’t worry, you won’t be asked for any facts), claim they are pandering to the liberal agenda and/or giving comfort to the terrorists. Remember, right-talking is a team sport. You’re team can be #1 even if they lose every game. What is important is that you fill the stadium with screaming fans. Coming soon…Right Logic (I am outa here... Later guys) My friends can PM me for more info here or any questions they have. I will be happy to offer any help, even supra help. Last edited by joel w; 09-03-2006 at 10:08 PM.