lol. thats a good one. Heres a true story.
Dad = speeding, gets pulled over, Spills water on his crotch
Officer - License registration and proof of insurance. *hands over* Thank you. Sir, do you know why im pulling you over?
Dad - No, But i spilled Mcdonalds coffee on my dong and i was on my way home to treat my 3rd degree burns
Officer - Well, I guess ill let you go, That sounds serious.
Dad - You must know how hot mcdonalds coffee is then! thanks!
Officer - Have a good day
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Yay the supra assistant is gone!!! WEEE!!
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