read this one
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there's three high school girls
a mexican girl, an irish girl, and an american blonde girl
it was about a month b4 thier high school graduation
and so far they have been eating the same thing for lunch for the whole school year
so one day they got together, and showed each other what they have for lunch
the mexican girl, had a burrito, the same meal that she's been have the whole year, the irish girl does the same thing and finds a corned beef sandwich in her lunch bag, the blonde girl opens her lunch and finds a grilled cheese sandwich.
so the mexican girl said to the other, if my mother packs the same shit for me again tommorow im gonna kill myself, the irish girl then stood up , and yelled the same thing, the blonde girl followed shortly yelling , i will kill myself too
so the next day,
the mexican girl opens her lunch, and finds a burrito
she quickly ran to the roof and jumped to her death
the irish girl found another corned beef sandwich
and jumped to her death too
the blonde girl found the same sandwich and jumped to her death too
at the wake where the parents decided to do it at the same place and time
the mexican girl's mom and the irish girl's mom, almost have thier eyes falling out because they were crying so hard
the mexican mom yells, i should never gave her another burrito its my fault
the irish mom yells, it my fault she's dead i should never gave her another cornedbeef sandwich
the blonde girl's mom walks into the room
and the two crying mothers quickly ask her, what did u giv ur daughter for launch yesterday
she replies, "i dont know", she packed her own lunch herself
Last edited by Supra2NR; 11-02-2006 at 07:09 AM.
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