Funny blonde joke...

j3pz · 11-12-2006, 03:16 PM

q: how does every ethnic joke start?
a: with a look over the shoulder

q: how do you know the tooth brush was invented in west virginia?
a: if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush

q: what do you get with 32 rednecks in the room?
a: a ful set of teeth

blonde in pain...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where." The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!" Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!" She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!" She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!" The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."

11-12-2006, 03:16 PM	#34
j3pz 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mechanicsville, MD, US of A, 20659 Posts: 1,060	q: how does every ethnic joke start? a: with a look over the shoulder q: how do you know the tooth brush was invented in west virginia? a: if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush q: what do you get with 32 rednecks in the room? a: a ful set of teeth blonde in pain... A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where." The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!" Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!" She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!" She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!" The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger." __________________ 88 N/A w/ 5spd - stock - not running, bhg 87 turbo/targa w/ 5spd- fidanza light weight flywheel, new oem slave cylinder, apexi air filter, no ac and no heat Last edited by j3pz; 11-15-2006 at 02:11 AM.