[monkihead]

blondes...



To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his
apartment building to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he
sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, he fell asleep and sunburned his
Johnson. Being very determined, he decided not to miss his date with
the
hot blonde, so, he put some ointment on the beast and wrapped it in
gauze.
The young man's date, a beautiful blonde, showed up at his apartment
for
the promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast. After they
finished with the dinner they went into the living room to watch a
movie.
During the movie, the young man's sunburn started acting up. After
several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused.
A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn
pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and
placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate
relief. The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered
into
the kitchen and found him with his "tool" immersed in the glass of
milk.
With a look of understanding the Blonde exclaimed, "SO, THAT'S HOW YOU
LOAD THOSE THINGS!"