HAH! I almost choked on my soda there.... managed to land most of it on the desk without saturating the keyboard though.

Damn, I'm gonna get you a big ol' box of crayons for your birthday!
Underside of the accordian would be the power steering idle up vac source... a nipple about 3/8" in diameter? I hate to say it, but let's have an actual photo this time and we'll see if we can't get you sorted out real quickly.