Good god! You're in worse shape than half the MKIII's on this site! I'm VERY glad to hear you're doing alright though, I know that's a LOT to cover from. I had a close friend get run over by a bus while riding his bicycle. All six wheels (well, 5 actually as the rear pair are doubles) on the right side of the bus went over both legs. They managed to save both legs and he can actually walk without crutches now... fortunately neither your nor his ankles or knees were destroyed.
I hope you're recovery is quick...
Now on the other hand... This is all a rather crap excuse for not being on much as I just happen to know you've now got a LOT of time to sit on your bum and surf the internet.