JOKES!!

jeepkaiser65 · 10-10-2006, 07:19 PM

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new red Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

Isphius · 10-11-2006, 04:27 AM

lol. thats a good one. Heres a true story.

Dad = speeding, gets pulled over, Spills water on his crotch
Officer - License registration and proof of insurance. *hands over* Thank you. Sir, do you know why im pulling you over?
Dad - No, But i spilled Mcdonalds coffee on my dong and i was on my way home to treat my 3rd degree burns

Officer - Well, I guess ill let you go, That sounds serious.

Dad - You must know how hot mcdonalds coffee is then! thanks!

Officer - Have a good day

tone loc · 10-11-2006, 04:34 AM

what a sad life of a penis
his hair is always a mess
his family is nuts
his nieghbor is an asshole
and his best friend is a pussy

10-11-2006, 04:27 AM	#2
Isphius 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Long branch, NJ Posts: 1,006	lol. thats a good one. Heres a true story. Dad = speeding, gets pulled over, Spills water on his crotch Officer - License registration and proof of insurance. hands over Thank you. Sir, do you know why im pulling you over? Dad - No, But i spilled Mcdonalds coffee on my dong and i was on my way home to treat my 3rd degree burns Officer - Well, I guess ill let you go, That sounds serious. Dad - You must know how hot mcdonalds coffee is then! thanks! Officer - Have a good day __________________ Yay the supra assistant is gone!!! WEEE!!

10-10-2006, 07:19 PM	#1
jeepkaiser65 3" Exhaust Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: san antonio Tx Posts: 68	A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new red Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

10-11-2006, 04:34 AM	#3
tone loc 20psi boost Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 706	what a sad life of a penis his hair is always a mess his family is nuts his nieghbor is an asshole and his best friend is a pussy