JOKES!!

monkihead · 07-30-2005, 01:44 AM

John Bevan of Bridges Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, Mr. Bevan,who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The Theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans,originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs. Any
questions?

07-30-2005, 01:44 AM	#11
monkihead SP58GT Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Antonio texas Posts: 646	John Bevan of Bridges Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, Mr. Bevan,who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The Theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans,originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs. Any questions? __________________ ....all you need is a small taste of success and you will find it suits you.... monique- better off dead