cruddy night

[Green7mgte]

let me just tell you about the day I had.

it all started well enough. drove out to my sisters (50 miles) and went to dinner and a BBQ restaurant. went back, drank so beer and played some cards.. walked away about 5 dollars up.. started to go back home taking 76 west to 77 south.

8 car pile up! traffic 4 miles back!
sitting in the passing lane for 5 minutes I decided to do what the other cars were doing and go through the median. a jerk semi caught on and moved in front of me to stop me passing on the left shoulder. I had to stop well before the land bridge connecting the median. Lucky for me I was close enough to a level section (or so i thought) between the highways. I get STUCK! in the center of the dip. after a brief 10 second freak out I had my g/f hop over into the driver seat and I went to push us out.. I walked out the car and sunk to my ankle in the ruts and mud.. SON of a bitch! im wearing 70 dollar shoes! all white even. I go back, have her put it into gear and lucky a third time was able to push it out.. I Got off the exit and pulled into a gas station and started to remove the mud around my mud flaps and clean up my driver side. Removed my shoes, socks. pants shirt. (had on a t-shirt under my polo) and drove the remaning 30 minutes half naked in my skivvys.

anyone beat that?