WTB vtech asap craigslist add. funny.

[StonecoreTx]

I just read this add browsing san antonio,Tx craigslist and it was so funny i just had to share. lame if its a joke but if this guy is serious... keep a look out for thoes hid's haha

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/wan/2513283303.html

WTB Vtech asap - $1 (NE San Antonio)

Date: 2011-07-25, 7:58PM CDT


Hello tuner enthusiasts. I'm looking into upgrading my automatic honda accord and would pay good money for it.

First off, my car is lacking in power badly so therefore I would like to buy more vtech. No worries, I'm pretty sure I have room for TWO vtechs. Any vtech is fine by me, but I prefer getting more vtech from a supra or a 350Z, mainly because they have bigger vtech than any other car I know. I'll also settle for american vtech if I have to resort to that. Mustang gt or camaro is fine to me.

Second off, people have told me that changing the ecu can provide more horsepower. I would like to remove my ecu and install an ecu from other super cars, preferably a supra. With a toyota supra ecu installed in my accord, I'm pretty sure I can gain another 300 horsepower. If find a way, I'll put my accord ecu to good use and turn that into a piggyback. If anyone knows how, let me know. I'll appreciate any advice.

Lastly, with such great speed, I'll need tips on how to install hid kits in the tail lights. If I speed by, you might not see me so therefore I wanna install an hid kit in my tail lights so people can see me at night. I was thinking 12k hid bulbs would provide enough lighting for people to see me at night. I'm usually driving around night looking for a decent challenger to beat my high potential accord.

Just let me know what you have and I'll make you an offer. One day, you'll see my great project and be amazed. I'll save even more money and install a turbo kit AND a supercharger. I'll be running over 1000 horsepower once this project finishes. This will be fast man! FAST!