6 days till xmas...

[j3pz]

dear santa,

as you can tell i have been a good boy, except for the partying, off-roading, and lying to girls. however i think helping ma and pa and big brother josh with finances cancel all those out. so for christmas i was thinking that you should get me just money, this way i can save you the time of bossing all the elves to make all these parts for my car, and unless they are toyota mechanics i dont think they would have too much fun with it anyways. and just so you dont think im gonna go and blow it all on booze and drugs you can come back in a couple of months and we can race down the street. thank you santa, i will be sure to leave out a fresh subway sandwich and a slimfast cause im sure your doctor doesnt like seeing a high chorlestoral and im sure mrs. clause will like that... same for the reindeer. any ways thanks, jesse

P.S. if you dont bring me what i want, dont even think of coming here cause ill shoot your fat ass! happy holidays!