Ricer Thread
 

I posted one of these on another forum. This is for the ricers you see around locally. Not ones you found on the internet.

Heres the ones I posted on the other forum
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...62_46_full.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...62_75_full.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...62_81_full.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...62_84_full.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...62_90_full.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...62_93_full.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...62_92_full.jpg
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/8...20623333yv.jpg
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2...40612324cd.jpg
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/631/05170609590um.jpg
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1839/fuckinrice8tc.jpg

I have a bunch more, I just have to find them on my computer.

ha on my other forum we started a thread like this, instead of pics we got jokes jeff foxworthy style: you might be a ricer if...
http://mdstreetscene.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1793

dont mean to sound like a scumbag here, but really have an urge to jack those aluminum spoilers from a shitty car, i mean i've be doing them a favor, since it dosent work for their car , and its jus more wieght for them, i'll take it off and dispose of it, free of charge, plus my car would benefit more with those spoilers

and start with the jokes too

you know your a ricer if :
you still ask your mom to buy you parts cuz you dont have the money for it

If you need to buy a better alternator JUST to power your neon....you might be a ricer!


If you measure the height of your wing in feet instead of inches...you might be a ricer!


If the outside of your car has more vinyl on it than the inside....You might be a ricer!


If your windshield washers are used for any purpose OTHER than washing your windshield....you might be a Ricer!


If your subwoofers have a larger diameter than your wheels.....you might be a ricer!


If you've ever uttered the phrase "Dude...my LED's flash in sequence!" ....you might be a Ricer!


(and finally in honor of one of my favorite members to tease)
If you've ever made a body part for your car out of wood....you might be a Ricer!

i heard the new piaa fog lights add 20 hp and blue neon lights can add 30

u suck weezl that was a low blow, i told you i was gonna use those a mold for the fibergalss one

:x:

I half expected you to make the comeback: If you've ever made a car part with stuff you bought at Home Depot....you might be a ricer!

i was gonna, but i decided not to go low, lol
i was gonna say

you might be a ricer: if u ever used vinyl siding as a front lip for your car

but, who cares, anybody that look on our avatar, they cant say that its crappy,
no matter how crappy our materials were, it came out looking good ddnt it?

You know what the sad part is? Every single person that owns a car like the ones pictured above thinks their car is the shit.

Keep those pictures coming!! :)

Unpainted body kits just piss me off... I don't know why... They just do. I scowl and shake my head whenever I see them.

word, im ganna see if i can upload some pictures of ricers because we got a lot of them over here.

notice the primer finish
 

if you guys think unpainted bodykits piss you off

how about this , another one from the chi

pay attention to the primer finsh including the taillights and everything molded in
this car looks like it got stolen from a bodyshop

car is on a diet
 

well you know if you dont paint the body kit it is lighter and that must be good for o 50 horses or so but i have heard stupider things like

yellow=fast

orange=manoverable

green=horny<-----not car reladed i hope

the sound a honda makes




iiiiiiimmmmmmmmmm(shift)ggggoooooiiiinnnnngggg(shi ft)ssssooooooooo(shit)sssslllllllllooooooowwwwww(g o so shift hear a clink bang and the car dies cus number 3 piston cam) out the oil pan) (drivers fisrt thought i can use the rod to hold my hood up at car shows and i will display the piston like it is cool i dont know how to drive)

i have 1 think to ask is the translation of honda mean stupid driver

LoL at the ricers. i hate hondas.. i raced one tonight, he missed 3rd gear and grinded it real bad too ahahahahhahahaha. i broke out laughing.. he drove away. :) ill have to get a cam and take some pics of some around here... so sad what i see...

its just discusting. today at work a eclipse pulls up and this car's wing barly made the clearence it was huge.

i dont know about where you are all from but around hear i have seen three or 4 ricers get out run by diesel trucks it is great to watch the rice not onlg gets bet but it also has to choke on black smoke it is sweet

When I see it again I'll get a picture of it. It is one of the most god awful things I have ever seen. Some guy where I live took his pontiac grand am 4 door, painted the thing green and black, spray can paint no less and it has a big ass wing on it, and he thinks it the shit to. I've been taking my camera with me in an effort to capture this thing he calls a car. I'll post it when I get it, and trust me, you will laugh and be amazed by this thing. It is terrible.

there was one kid when i was in collage that had a 4 door honda with a huge wing and one night some one stole it by means ove a rope and a ford ranger well the found the kid that did it and he had to pay to fix the car and the kid used the money to buy a body kit that didnt look that bad for a honda but he traded it for a ski rack and when we asked him y he did it he said cus it look cool then the next year he came back with 18"s and after it was all said and done the truck lid that that he got out of a junk yard cus his was junk after the wing got riped off was still the wrong color

you wont believe at all the black primered civics and crx's in my town. its terrible. there are also plenty "cars of many colors" here too

HOLY run on sentence Batman!
Punctuation is your friend!

ya i am working on that.

b careful of crx's and si',
i've seen one with a primer square blocks on the finish but this 80's si
killed a 86 mustang, by 3 car lenghts

i beat a 5.0L mustang with my n/a supra.. he spun a bit to much, and didnt catch up :P and then there was this ugly probe with a gay body kit, and a n/a cobalt.. with a ricer wing and muffler.. they went around the u-turn and hit a red light, and i pulled up beside them, and they were gonna race.. i beat the probe by 3 cars lengths and the cobalt by 2 1/2 :)

The ricer of all ricers
 

Been taking my camera with me trying to capture this thing. Finally got it today. Notice the pop can stuck in the drivers door jam.
http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...gAnch=imgAnch4
http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...gAnch=imgAnch1
And then I found this
http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...gAnch=imgAnch2
What you can't see in the photos is that the grand am is painted with spray can paint. Up close it looks worse than at a distance by far. But while taking these pictures I thought of some jokes.
(1) If your entire paint job cost was $19.95.... you might be a ricer.
(2) If your car lost all it's value when you modified it.... you might be a ricer.
This one is for a car I drove past at the gas station a few weeks ago, it was a neon orange eclipse with the biggest wing I've ever seen on a car, wanted a pic of it but have not seen it since, but anyway
(3) If the wing on the back of your car could be used on the back of a 767 jumbo jet....you might be a ricer.

LOL thats one of the fugliest cars ive ever seen hahahaha. good jokes too :P there's a sunfire around here... its lime green, with a wing a foot and a 1/2 high.. maybe two feet.. and it has purple vinyl on it.. and ricer rims.. and a fart can... and yea EWWW. i dont have a camera tho :( and then i also saw a cavalier.. with ricer rims.. fart can.. 2 foot spoiler and vinyl! WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!??!

yea i know our cars are fast, but this pple that enough talent to do this things

you did win against the mustang, but dont you think that was the drivers fault
that he lost, im not discrediting your win but im jus saying.
and the hapless teens arent that fun anymore i used to drive a 4dr caddy with enough power, it was fun back then since it was a challenge since i had a somewhat decent powered car, but now, its jus to easy to leave a ricer behind, and that shrinking 2 lights in my rearview isnt that exciting anymore

but the mustang is definitely a challnge
i beat one b4 he was pissed , i think he workd for ford or something
they take it so serious, maybe it bcuz the supra has been kicking american muscle for about a decade now, i jus cant wait for the new one to come out

i wanna see how detroit engineers are gonna react

you know, if there's something wrong wit a car ,
its either one of the hundred things connected to the wheel
or the one behind the wheel
(that should be my signature)

well put. mind if i steal that and put it in my sig?

Well the big 3 are hurting right now. The only cool cars they make now cost so much no one will but them. Like the dodge SRT-10 truck 50,000 for a truck you cant use. Ya cool but not the best idea. The SRT-4 neon was a nice try to keep up with the import trind so what do they do stop making it. (smart move guy i can see you thought that threw). Then whats up with chevys pt clone. (it isnt a pt the lines are different..... ya it is a cube still ugly) Sorry i went off in a rant there, but any way i stoped by a bodyshop i use to work at and there was a civic there with a fiberglass body kit it look so stupid. I will swing by there again tomarrow with the camra and see if i can get a pic. The frount bumper sticks out like a foot and a half more than the factory and he still has stock steelies with hub caps. " It will be fast it has a cold air intake and cat back exhaust."<--- quote from the owner (and dawin said survival of the fittest. Thats a lie if that kids mother was smart she would have eaten him at brith.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...andcars001.jpg
Bad-Ass. onyl cause he has the skull in his window.

I forgot to mention that he has genuine wal-mart spinners on it to.
If your spinners are really just bad looking hub caps....you might be a ricer.
If your spinners cost $29.95 you might be a ricer.
I think the skulls are there as a warning telling you that looking at that thing might be hazardous to your vision.

hahaha.. today i saw a mustang with a wing that was like.. a foot and a half high.. and i saw a saturn with a wing and a fart can.. and then i saw this honda accord or something, and older one.. and it had a KOINEG wheels sticker, or however you spell it.. and it had hubcaps lmao, i wish i had a camera.

A few more that I\'ve seen the last few days...
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6231/newrice1lh3.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3808/newrice2dr0.jpghttp://img136.imageshack.us/img136/194/newrice3ei5.jpg

i feel like being a scumbag

i really jus wanna hack those aluminum spoilers off thier car,
or maybe a strong blowtorch , and cut that thing off thier trunk

pulling them off with a truck would be sooooo fun.

Get some rope and tie it to the wing and the other to a tree then sit back and watch. ...I wonder if you turned the wing up a little more on some of these ricers it it would take off. That be kinda cool to see. I bet thats what they mean whan they say "Man this car flys."

i wanna TAKE it not break it,
cuz my supra will look better with it
and the high spoiler would give me more downforce
so yeah
im jus sayin tho, since its a waste with thier front wheel cars
it jus doesnt work that way

then try to cut it off.. id do it :D im cool the like :P young and crazy.

ahahahah its so funny when the guy in the camaro pulls up LOL, you have to watch it. "my headers arent headering right, my cams not caming right and i think my computer has a virus." LOL


http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1...d5c9bb11a9.htm

omfg!! Ha Ha What a piece of crap. Funny video.

Well if you want the wing y not just take the hole car. Remove the wing and have the rest crushed. It is a win win win win situation. One you get a wing, two you get some cash for the scrap metal, three you are doing the guy a favor, and you get rid of one ricer..................Wait you might not get any thing for the srap metal cus it will probly all fiberglass now but it still would be fun to watch it get crushed