A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him...
 

...is a law in ohio.


check out these random laws in your state.
http://www.justafreak.com/law/index.shtml

lol here are some from chicago.

Chicago

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.



Kites may not be flown within the city limits.



It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.



Spitting is forbidden



It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

In Alabama, it is legal to beat your wife once a month, but illegal to beat her with a stick larger than the width of your thumb.

omfg
is this where my tax money goes
for stupid government officials
to think of more stupid laws?

New York - The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Erm...did you really think that one through Mr Law-Maker?!