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Originally Posted by burton51m

have you ever heard the saying "blondes have more fun"?

well it ties into the joke because they say "but brunettes remember it the next day" meaning blondes are too dumb to remember what they did last night.

lol i understood it last night when i was thinking about for some reason, just havnt had the time to post lol. thx for explaining it though HI-larious!!

alright alright i got a good one

there's three high school girls
a mexican girl, an irish girl, and an american blonde girl

it was about a month b4 thier high school graduation
and so far they have been eating the same thing for lunch for the whole school year

so one day they got together, and showed each other what they have for lunch
the mexican girl, had a burrito, the same meal that she's been have the whole year, the irish girl does the same thing and finds a corned beef sandwich in her lunch bag, the blonde girl opens her lunch and finds a grilled cheese sandwich.

so the mexican girl said to the other, if my mother packs the same shit for me again tommorow im gonna kill myself, the irish girl then stood up , and yelled the same thing, the blonde girl followed shortly yelling , i will kill myself too

so the next day,
the mexican girl opens her lunch, and finds a burrito
she quickly ran to the roof and jumped to her death
the irish girl found another corned beef sandwich
and jumped to her death too
the blonde girl found the same sandwich and jumped to her death too

at the wake where the parents decided to do it at the same place and time
the mexican girl's mom and the irish girl's mom, almost have thier eyes falling out because they were crying so hard
the mexican mom yells, i should never gave her another burrito its my fault
the irish mom yells, it my fault she's dead i should never gave her another cornedbeef sandwich
the blonde girl's mom walks into the room
and the two crying mothers quickly ask her, what did u giv ur daughter for launch yesterday

she replies, "i dont know", she packed her own lunch herself

HAHAAHAHAHHA ROFL OMG thats funny :rofl:

A Dr. had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, he felt a lot of shame.

A little voice in his head said, "don't worry about it, your not the first Dr. to have sex with a patient".

But then another little voice said,"you're a sick bastard, and a terrible veterinarian.

lol didnt see that one coming lol

How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair ???????

SPIT.

ewww thats not a blonde joke...