Funny blonde joke... - Page 3

Ahmad88 · 10-31-2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burton51m

have you ever heard the saying "blondes have more fun"?

well it ties into the joke because they say "but brunettes remember it the next day" meaning blondes are too dumb to remember what they did last night.

lol i understood it last night when i was thinking about for some reason, just havnt had the time to post lol. thx for explaining it though HI-larious!!

Supra2NR · 11-02-2006, 07:07 AM

alright alright i got a good one

there's three high school girls
a mexican girl, an irish girl, and an american blonde girl

it was about a month b4 thier high school graduation
and so far they have been eating the same thing for lunch for the whole school year

so one day they got together, and showed each other what they have for lunch
the mexican girl, had a burrito, the same meal that she's been have the whole year, the irish girl does the same thing and finds a corned beef sandwich in her lunch bag, the blonde girl opens her lunch and finds a grilled cheese sandwich.

so the mexican girl said to the other, if my mother packs the same shit for me again tommorow im gonna kill myself, the irish girl then stood up , and yelled the same thing, the blonde girl followed shortly yelling , i will kill myself too

so the next day,
the mexican girl opens her lunch, and finds a burrito
she quickly ran to the roof and jumped to her death
the irish girl found another corned beef sandwich
and jumped to her death too
the blonde girl found the same sandwich and jumped to her death too

at the wake where the parents decided to do it at the same place and time
the mexican girl's mom and the irish girl's mom, almost have thier eyes falling out because they were crying so hard
the mexican mom yells, i should never gave her another burrito its my fault
the irish mom yells, it my fault she's dead i should never gave her another cornedbeef sandwich
the blonde girl's mom walks into the room
and the two crying mothers quickly ask her, what did u giv ur daughter for launch yesterday

she replies, "i dont know", she packed her own lunch herself

Ahmad88 · 11-02-2006, 03:56 PM

HAHAAHAHAHHA ROFL OMG thats funny

j3pz · 11-03-2006, 12:00 AM

lol saw that coming

mrnickleye · 11-03-2006, 08:55 PM

A Dr. had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, he felt a lot of shame.

A little voice in his head said, "don't worry about it, your not the first Dr. to have sex with a patient".

But then another little voice said,"you're a sick bastard, and a terrible veterinarian.

j3pz · 11-03-2006, 09:43 PM

lol didnt see that one coming lol

Ahmad88 · 11-04-2006, 03:14 PM

lol thats awsome

burton51m · 11-06-2006, 03:52 AM

oh nooo...

lol

mrnickleye · 11-10-2006, 04:18 AM

How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair ???????

SPIT.

j3pz · 11-10-2006, 05:45 AM

ewww thats not a blonde joke...

11-02-2006, 07:07 AM	#22
Supra2NR 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,643	read this one alright alright i got a good one there's three high school girls a mexican girl, an irish girl, and an american blonde girl it was about a month b4 thier high school graduation and so far they have been eating the same thing for lunch for the whole school year so one day they got together, and showed each other what they have for lunch the mexican girl, had a burrito, the same meal that she's been have the whole year, the irish girl does the same thing and finds a corned beef sandwich in her lunch bag, the blonde girl opens her lunch and finds a grilled cheese sandwich. so the mexican girl said to the other, if my mother packs the same shit for me again tommorow im gonna kill myself, the irish girl then stood up , and yelled the same thing, the blonde girl followed shortly yelling , i will kill myself too so the next day, the mexican girl opens her lunch, and finds a burrito she quickly ran to the roof and jumped to her death the irish girl found another corned beef sandwich and jumped to her death too the blonde girl found the same sandwich and jumped to her death too at the wake where the parents decided to do it at the same place and time the mexican girl's mom and the irish girl's mom, almost have thier eyes falling out because they were crying so hard the mexican mom yells, i should never gave her another burrito its my fault the irish mom yells, it my fault she's dead i should never gave her another cornedbeef sandwich the blonde girl's mom walks into the room and the two crying mothers quickly ask her, what did u giv ur daughter for launch yesterday she replies, "i dont know", she packed her own lunch herself __________________ http://www.myspace.com/supra_2nr Into Bikes now,, apparently the supra couldnt kill me, so my zx6 might lol Last edited by Supra2NR; 11-02-2006 at 07:09 AM.

11-02-2006, 03:56 PM	#23
Ahmad88 3" Exhaust Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: houston Posts: 160	HAHAAHAHAHHA ROFL OMG thats funny __________________ Rollin in a 98, flippin 94's

11-03-2006, 12:00 AM	#24
j3pz 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mechanicsville, MD, US of A, 20659 Posts: 1,060	lol saw that coming __________________ 88 N/A w/ 5spd - stock - not running, bhg 87 turbo/targa w/ 5spd- fidanza light weight flywheel, new oem slave cylinder, apexi air filter, no ac and no heat

11-03-2006, 08:55 PM	#25
mrnickleye 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mojave Desert, Calif. Posts: 1,705	Dr.of Love A Dr. had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, he felt a lot of shame. A little voice in his head said, "don't worry about it, your not the first Dr. to have sex with a patient". But then another little voice said,"you're a sick bastard, and a terrible veterinarian. __________________ Had a Red 1989 N/A. Automatic. Sports Pkg. w/wing. TEMS, and some nice MODS. Sold to a friend 10/08/08.

11-03-2006, 09:43 PM	#26
j3pz 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mechanicsville, MD, US of A, 20659 Posts: 1,060	lol didnt see that one coming lol __________________ 88 N/A w/ 5spd - stock - not running, bhg 87 turbo/targa w/ 5spd- fidanza light weight flywheel, new oem slave cylinder, apexi air filter, no ac and no heat

11-04-2006, 03:14 PM	#27
Ahmad88 3" Exhaust Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: houston Posts: 160	lol thats awsome __________________ Rollin in a 98, flippin 94's

11-06-2006, 03:52 AM	#28
burton51m Lexus & 550's Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canton, OH Posts: 536	oh nooo... lol __________________

11-10-2006, 04:18 AM	#29
mrnickleye 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mojave Desert, Calif. Posts: 1,705	Grooming How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair ??????? SPIT. __________________ Had a Red 1989 N/A. Automatic. Sports Pkg. w/wing. TEMS, and some nice MODS. Sold to a friend 10/08/08.

11-10-2006, 05:45 AM	#30
j3pz 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mechanicsville, MD, US of A, 20659 Posts: 1,060	ewww thats not a blonde joke... __________________ 88 N/A w/ 5spd - stock - not running, bhg 87 turbo/targa w/ 5spd- fidanza light weight flywheel, new oem slave cylinder, apexi air filter, no ac and no heat

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