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Supra2NR 11-11-2006 03:47 AM

Quote:

How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair ???????

SPIT.
thats jus nasty
its funny, it gave a chuckle
but jus nasty

mrnickleye 11-12-2006 06:04 AM

By the way......
 
they were blonde !

Supra2NR 11-12-2006 06:22 AM

what do fake blondes and black people
have in common?










they both have black roots

j3pz 11-12-2006 03:16 PM

q: how does every ethnic joke start?
a: with a look over the shoulder

q: how do you know the tooth brush was invented in west virginia?
a: if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush

q: what do you get with 32 rednecks in the room?
a: a ful set of teeth

blonde in pain...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where." The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!" Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!" She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!" She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!" The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."

Ahmad88 11-14-2006 07:26 PM

rofl:weak:
.........^ blonde

mrnickleye 11-17-2006 08:40 PM

Jap cars all the same
 
This 40 year old blonde divorced woman is in line at the grocery store. She is getting very HOT while watching the young muscular teenage boy bag her groceries.

He says, "Can I help you out to the car with these , mam"?

"Oh yes", she says very hot & sexy.

When they get thru the store door, she leans over and says in a very low, sexy voice, "I have an itchy pussy".

He then says very naively, "Well, just point it out mam, cause all those Japanese cars look the same to me".

Supra2NR 11-18-2006 01:54 AM

i think im going blonde

i did not get that one

jeepkaiser65 11-18-2006 07:26 AM

:boring: :whateva: hahahahaha

j3pz 11-18-2006 07:50 AM

ya i think im over analyzing that one... guess he thinks a itchy pussy is an asian car???

mrnickleye 11-20-2006 06:02 AM

Just a "short" story
 
Every day, a male worker walks up very close to a blonde woman co-worker
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells
her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in Human Resources, and states that she
wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and
asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."


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