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its funny, it gave a chuckle but jus nasty |
By the way......
they were blonde !
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what do fake blondes and black people
have in common? they both have black roots |
q: how does every ethnic joke start?
a: with a look over the shoulder q: how do you know the tooth brush was invented in west virginia? a: if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush q: what do you get with 32 rednecks in the room? a: a ful set of teeth blonde in pain... A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where." The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!" Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!" She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!" She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!" The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger." |
rofl:weak:
.........^ blonde |
Jap cars all the same
This 40 year old blonde divorced woman is in line at the grocery store. She is getting very HOT while watching the young muscular teenage boy bag her groceries.
He says, "Can I help you out to the car with these , mam"? "Oh yes", she says very hot & sexy. When they get thru the store door, she leans over and says in a very low, sexy voice, "I have an itchy pussy". He then says very naively, "Well, just point it out mam, cause all those Japanese cars look the same to me". |
i think im going blonde
i did not get that one |
:boring: :whateva: hahahahaha
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ya i think im over analyzing that one... guess he thinks a itchy pussy is an asian car???
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Just a "short" story
Every day, a male worker walks up very close to a blonde woman co-worker
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources, and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget." |
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