Funny blonde joke... - Page 4

Supra2NR · 11-11-2006, 03:47 AM

Quote:

How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair ???????

SPIT.

thats jus nasty
its funny, it gave a chuckle
but jus nasty

mrnickleye · 11-12-2006, 06:04 AM

they were blonde !

Supra2NR · 11-12-2006, 06:22 AM

what do fake blondes and black people
have in common?

they both have black roots

j3pz · 11-12-2006, 03:16 PM

q: how does every ethnic joke start?
a: with a look over the shoulder

q: how do you know the tooth brush was invented in west virginia?
a: if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush

q: what do you get with 32 rednecks in the room?
a: a ful set of teeth

blonde in pain...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where." The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!" Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!" She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!" She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!" The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."

Ahmad88 · 11-14-2006, 07:26 PM

rofl

.........^ blonde

mrnickleye · 11-17-2006, 08:40 PM

This 40 year old blonde divorced woman is in line at the grocery store. She is getting very HOT while watching the young muscular teenage boy bag her groceries.

He says, "Can I help you out to the car with these , mam"?

"Oh yes", she says very hot & sexy.

When they get thru the store door, she leans over and says in a very low, sexy voice, "I have an itchy pussy".

He then says very naively, "Well, just point it out mam, cause all those Japanese cars look the same to me".

Supra2NR · 11-18-2006, 01:54 AM

i think im going blonde

i did not get that one

jeepkaiser65 · 11-18-2006, 07:26 AM

hahahahaha

j3pz · 11-18-2006, 07:50 AM

ya i think im over analyzing that one... guess he thinks a itchy pussy is an asian car???

mrnickleye · 11-20-2006, 06:02 AM

Every day, a male worker walks up very close to a blonde woman co-worker
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells
her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in Human Resources, and states that she
wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and
asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

11-12-2006, 06:04 AM	#32
mrnickleye 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mojave Desert, Calif. Posts: 1,705	By the way...... they were blonde ! __________________ Had a Red 1989 N/A. Automatic. Sports Pkg. w/wing. TEMS, and some nice MODS. Sold to a friend 10/08/08.

11-12-2006, 06:22 AM	#33
Supra2NR 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,643	what do fake blondes and black people have in common? they both have black roots __________________ http://www.myspace.com/supra_2nr Into Bikes now,, apparently the supra couldnt kill me, so my zx6 might lol

11-12-2006, 03:16 PM	#34
j3pz 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mechanicsville, MD, US of A, 20659 Posts: 1,060	q: how does every ethnic joke start? a: with a look over the shoulder q: how do you know the tooth brush was invented in west virginia? a: if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush q: what do you get with 32 rednecks in the room? a: a ful set of teeth blonde in pain... A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where." The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!" Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!" She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!" She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!" The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger." __________________ 88 N/A w/ 5spd - stock - not running, bhg 87 turbo/targa w/ 5spd- fidanza light weight flywheel, new oem slave cylinder, apexi air filter, no ac and no heat Last edited by j3pz; 11-15-2006 at 02:11 AM.

11-14-2006, 07:26 PM	#35
Ahmad88 3" Exhaust Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: houston Posts: 160	rofl .........^ blonde __________________ Rollin in a 98, flippin 94's

11-17-2006, 08:40 PM	#36
mrnickleye 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mojave Desert, Calif. Posts: 1,705	Jap cars all the same This 40 year old blonde divorced woman is in line at the grocery store. She is getting very HOT while watching the young muscular teenage boy bag her groceries. He says, "Can I help you out to the car with these , mam"? "Oh yes", she says very hot & sexy. When they get thru the store door, she leans over and says in a very low, sexy voice, "I have an itchy pussy". He then says very naively, "Well, just point it out mam, cause all those Japanese cars look the same to me". __________________ Had a Red 1989 N/A. Automatic. Sports Pkg. w/wing. TEMS, and some nice MODS. Sold to a friend 10/08/08. Last edited by mrnickleye; 11-18-2006 at 06:05 AM.

11-18-2006, 01:54 AM	#37
Supra2NR 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,643	i think im going blonde i did not get that one __________________ http://www.myspace.com/supra_2nr Into Bikes now,, apparently the supra couldnt kill me, so my zx6 might lol

11-18-2006, 07:26 AM	#38
jeepkaiser65 3" Exhaust Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: san antonio Tx Posts: 68	hahahahaha __________________ Id rather die on my feet then live on my knees

11-18-2006, 07:50 AM	#39
j3pz 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mechanicsville, MD, US of A, 20659 Posts: 1,060	ya i think im over analyzing that one... guess he thinks a itchy pussy is an asian car??? __________________ 88 N/A w/ 5spd - stock - not running, bhg 87 turbo/targa w/ 5spd- fidanza light weight flywheel, new oem slave cylinder, apexi air filter, no ac and no heat

11-20-2006, 06:02 AM	#40
mrnickleye 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mojave Desert, Calif. Posts: 1,705	Just a "short" story Every day, a male worker walks up very close to a blonde woman co-worker standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources, and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget." __________________ Had a Red 1989 N/A. Automatic. Sports Pkg. w/wing. TEMS, and some nice MODS. Sold to a friend 10/08/08.

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