Funny blonde joke...

h8z2luze · 10-24-2006, 02:12 AM

Blonde Riding a Horse

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out to turn the horse off.

tone loc · 10-24-2006, 02:44 AM

lol hahahahahahahaha

burton51m · 10-24-2006, 03:11 AM

dumb blondes

Ahmad88 · 10-24-2006, 02:52 PM

ROFL omg thats funny as hell!!

at first i didnt think it would be funny then at the end was just awsome.

Supra2NR · 10-24-2006, 03:11 PM

why are blondes' ankles always warm?

tone loc · 10-24-2006, 07:51 PM

idk why???

Supra2NR · 10-25-2006, 03:02 PM

cuz they always manage to keep thier skirts at thier ankles

burton51m · 10-25-2006, 07:15 PM

lol
read this...

Ahmad88 · 10-26-2006, 02:53 PM

i dont get it?? im slow today forgive me

Supra2NR · 10-26-2006, 11:10 PM

Quote:

i dont get it?? im slow today forgive me

u sure ur not blonde too lmfao

10-24-2006, 02:12 AM	#1
h8z2luze 12psi boost Join Date: May 2006 Location: Nor*Cal Posts: 338	Funny blonde joke... Blonde Riding a Horse A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out to turn the horse off. __________________ 1989 Supra 7MGE MK3 5-speed project... http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2385505

10-24-2006, 03:11 AM	#3
burton51m Lexus & 550's Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canton, OH Posts: 536	dumb blondes __________________

10-24-2006, 02:52 PM	#4
Ahmad88 3" Exhaust Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: houston Posts: 160	ROFL omg thats funny as hell!! at first i didnt think it would be funny then at the end was just awsome. __________________ Rollin in a 98, flippin 94's Last edited by Ahmad88; 10-24-2006 at 06:17 PM.

10-24-2006, 03:11 PM	#5
Supra2NR 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,643	why are blondes' ankles always warm? __________________ http://www.myspace.com/supra_2nr Into Bikes now,, apparently the supra couldnt kill me, so my zx6 might lol

10-25-2006, 03:02 PM	#7
Supra2NR 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,643	cuz they always manage to keep thier skirts at thier ankles __________________ http://www.myspace.com/supra_2nr Into Bikes now,, apparently the supra couldnt kill me, so my zx6 might lol

10-24-2006, 02:44 AM	#2
tone loc 20psi boost Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 706	lol hahahahahahahaha

10-24-2006, 07:51 PM	#6
tone loc 20psi boost Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 706	idk why???

10-25-2006, 07:15 PM	#8
burton51m Lexus & 550's Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canton, OH Posts: 536	lol read this... Attached Thumbnails __________________

10-26-2006, 02:53 PM	#9
Ahmad88 3" Exhaust Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: houston Posts: 160	i dont get it?? im slow today forgive me __________________ Rollin in a 98, flippin 94's

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